Fart of a thing

A country saying which makes reference to someone/something that is small

This apple is a fart of a thing.
You are only a fart of a thing.

Fart of a thing by Michella_. September 9, 2018

Fart Tornado 

When you and your partner place your bare ass against eachother hold hands and fart at the same time.

Yo, it got hot last night, me and Jenny did a fart tornado!

Fart Tornado by Ipn87 October 6, 2018

fart jiggle 

An inside joke. No stranger shall say the two words together.

Did you blow a fart jiggle?

fart jiggle by M8Bit November 9, 2018

Fart Finish 

When horse-racing officials used to use a burst of colored gas at the finish line to determine the winner of a race, as opposed to using a photograph. Not to be confused with finishing each other‘s farts, or Fart Finnish.

That race was a real squeaker. A real fart finish. You racist!

Fart Finish by whooer's your daddy November 11, 2018

Fart Jacket 

When you fart and it hangs around your body making you smell like said fart

Damn , Hugh just dropped guts. Smells like hes wearing a fart jacket

Fart Jacket by Tahssa113 November 23, 2018

fart box 

Anal cavity

I smashed babygirl so hard I think I might have broke her fart box....

fart box by 6CloudN9ne December 3, 2018

fart-detecting compound 

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

fart-detecting compound by QuacksO December 4, 2018