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trump russia 

1. "...a scandal that we've been referring to as 'Stupid Watergate', because it has all the potential consequences of Watergate but everyone involved is REALLY stupid."

A conspiracy consisting of arguably the greatest act of treason against a sovereign nation since Guy Fawkes' failed assassination attempt of King James I.

The premise is very simple and easy to understand; members of Donald J Trump's Presidential Campaign and transition team exchanged quid pro quo (this for that) involving help getting Donald Trump elected 45th president of the United States from Russian Nationals acting on behalf of and including Russian Autocrat Vladimir Putin through targeted social media propaganda utilizing a combination of Russian voter registration & record hacks and Steve Bannon's/Robert Mercer's 'Cambridge Analytica' to disseminate said data and micro-target individual voters through disinformation campaigns designed specifically to influence their likelihood of voting in a non favorable way towards Donald Trump becoming PotUS.

2. A fake conspiracy imagined up by butthurt snowflakes who lost an unlosable election to a populist political neophyte who tapped into the roots of middle class working America en-route to the greatest political upset in American Political History.
1. Trump Russia is quite literally the most obvious and inept conspiracy ever perpetrated successfully against the United States of America.

2. F***ing libtards always whining about that made up horses*** Trump Russia 'conspiracy' because of fake news MSM instead of investigating the real crooks $hillary and Obummer's Uranium One dealings with the Russian's. Enjoy the next 6 months as THE_DONALD locks HER UP! #MAGA
trump russia by Nostradumas December 28, 2017
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Donald J. Trump 

A loser. If you posted daily on twitter that he is a loser, odds are good within a week he'd launch into an utter tirade about it.
*Posts to Donald J. Trump: loser*
Donald J. Trump screeches.

Donald J. Trump 

Have you seen Jake lately?" "No, hes a Donald J. Trump."

donald trump 

A type of blowjob that invloves humiliation on the "giver"
donald trump: When a girl is giving a blow job. The man cums in her hair, gives her a combover. He then slaps her and says: "you're fired!".
donald trump by 123456789tom July 6, 2006
To fail or ruin something due to stupidity. To fail in such a way, where doing nothing, would have been better.
1) Man,I Trumped that test. My parents are going to kill me.
2) I love her, but I Trumped that relationship beyond fixing.
3) I hit another car with my car, and now the back is Trumped up.
Trump by TimeTime December 7, 2016

The Trump Effect 

When Donald Trump's words are taken out-of-context to make it seem like he is "literally Hitler" by the bias media to create fear and panic in the general public. It is done to claim he has been extremely hateful and bigoted in his presidential campaign and will destroy America and the world.
Wanda: Donald Trump is gonna murder black and mexican children!
Barry: He never said that, you're just part of The Trump Effect.

Donald Trump 

The idiot that's going to get us blown up.
It's all Donald Trumps fault.