ruler eyes 

Trait possessed by a person likely spawned from shallow gene pool whereby a standard 12" ruler may be placed between the eyes without touching either orb.

Whoa, that Rev. Jackson has ruler eyes. Any farther apart and he's a flounder.

ruler eyes by ssCape August 7, 2013

Brown-eyeing 

Normally done after being chastised; it is the act of dropping your trousers and pants, spreading wide your ass cheeks and saying "Tell it to the eye". An alternative is to "talk to the arse".

After a robust reprimand, for urinating in the sink, Jeremy dropped his trousers and parted his cheeks - requesting his mother to "talk to the eye".
Later that evening, she told his father that Jeremy had been "brown-eyeing again".

Brown-eyeing by mungingjack August 9, 2015

One eyed beaver finder 

The thing that dangles down to a mans knee if he is blessed by god and hung like a moose.

As the one eyed beaver finder got a wiff of its prey, its covertly dove in for the kill.

One eyed beaver finder by date finder July 13, 2016

screw eyes 

When you wanna fuck and you stare at the person of interest.

James kept giving madison screw eyes

screw eyes by Monroe Darke March 6, 2017

L.M.E.Y.O.T.Y.C.I.M.M 

Let me eat you out til you cum in my mouth

*text messages*
boy: “Ayo bae L.M.E.Y.O.T.Y.C.I.M.M”
Girl: “uuu omw”

L.M.E.Y.O.T.Y.C.I.M.M by anonymous January 11, 2021

eye contact 

1. the ultimate source of awkwardness
2. an unspoken agreement

ex 1:
Steve: Oh dude I was just staring at that girl while zoning out.
Joe: Good thing you broke eye contact with her or she'd think you were a creep!

ex 2:
When the teacher announced that we were going to work in partners, me and Julie instantly made eye contact and nodded.

eye contact by onaboatmotherfucker April 5, 2010

eye floater 

the things that foat in your eyes , hackers and other kind of stuff like dust and so, and are realy iritating -.-'

-there's a f*king eye floater bugging me !

eye floater by arsenist February 18, 2009