Brown Thumb 

The act of waking up early, dropping the dugan of your life, and then frantically wiping to complete the experience; unfortunately when wiping the excess remains on your thumb.

Dude, I passed the most amazing BM that there was nothing that I could do to avoid the Brown Thumb.

(calling best friend) {You} You would not believe what happened this morning. {Friend} I cant talk. {You} It involves the brown thumb. {Friend} I've got time for that. Tell me more.

Brown Thumb by +8 January 8, 2009

Brown Fox 

When you tell a woman you want to kiss her all over and crap on her chest!

Baby I just want to take you home and give you a brown fox.

Brown Fox by therealgeronimo May 27, 2006

brown crack

An uncommon nickname for tobacco, derived from the fact that nicotine is said to be as addictive as crack. Also possibly descended from the fact that pipe tobacco smoked from a bong can produce psychoactive effects in quick order, similar to crack.

I'm going to the tobacconist for some brown crack.

brown crack by Slag Off! July 14, 2006

brown tooth technology 

Where a wireless head set is applied using a piece of shoe lace or a piece of leather. Usually tied around the crown of the head and rigged to fit ear comfortably.

Check out this mothafucka, he is sporting that brown tooth technology.

brown tooth technology by Bert-Oh April 22, 2007

brown ace 

A person who has scored more than five brown wings.

"C'mon baby, let me do it. you're my ffth and this will make me a brown ace!"

brown ace by wrongtown June 26, 2007

Brown combing

When enjoying intercourse with a long haired woman (or man I suppose) it's the act of taking her (or him) from behind while discreetly shitting into your hand, then wiping the dirty hand through her hair in a loving motion.

Ho fo sho: Oh you're doing me so hard!

AJ: Yes I am

Ho fo sho: I like it

AJ: Uh oh!

Ho fo sho: What?

AJ: Nothing, I just had to go

Ho fo sho: Go where?

AJ: It doesn't matter......You have the softest hair. By the way has anyone ever told you about brown combing?

Brown combing by kipperburn October 18, 2007

brown thumber 

similar to a brown noser yet the brown thumber can be one or all of the following three things:

1. someone who comes to urbandictionary.com on a regular basis only to thumbs up or thumbs downs the same exact definition in order to boost a friend's or their own definition in a brown nosing fasion.

2. someone who not only brown noses others but notices they also enjoy the crude pleasure of objects up the butthole and does the favor of using their thumb so that person doesn't have to.

3. one who has a brown thumb

"i swear those 2 have a little more than just brown nosing going on maybe they sleep together or something, that douchebag in the purple shirt is a habitual brown thumber"

brown thumber by Matt Huff September 9, 2009