The Woodard

This is the act of your wife, pegging you with a 12 inch black dildo. Then she pulls it out, walks around to your face and throat fucks you until you puke. Then she lets the cat eat the puke.

Honey, I think I wanna try something different tonight. I think I want “the Woodard. “

by Jim Glock June 14, 2023

Riley Wood

This guy Riley Wood will take your girl and all da hoes this guy has a massive wood.
Awesome guy overall 😎👍

That guy is packing dont steal my girl i beg he is such a Riley Wood

by ANDWHaT!!!??? April 20, 2023

colliers wood

the football manager team i took from the 9th tier of English football to the premier league

hey are you going to watch the colliers wood match?
who?

by msailor148 September 9, 2023

chase wood

definition 1: someone who is denying being gay. definition 2: an absolute chad with humongous steel balls. chase wood is someone great at everything. legends say that he beat melania fists only, hitless on rune level 1.

definition 1: hugo is so zesty. hes acting like chase wood. definition 2: omg i just got an ace. i am litterly chase wood

by peter hans September 24, 2023

Mooning Wood

When you get an erection after someone mooned in front of you.

Me: I woke up with the weirdest boner.
You: You just experienced mooning wood.

by gregben September 30, 2023

Bennett-wood

A total cunt who eats children and like to lurk around primary schools

“Watch out I heard that guy is a Bennett-wood”

by Gay_dog October 31, 2023

george woodcock

absolutely juicy flumpcshuis snack to ALL

dam hes juicy is it george woodcock

by jon1xx December 4, 2023