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down the tubes 

Popular UK expression, especially 20 or thirty years ago = when your life or a situation is fast deteriorating or going rapidly downhill

Tubes = probably has its origins in toilet tubes or pipes
We were good at first but our relationship is going down the tubes

Our season has gone totally down the tubes and looks like we'll be relegated
down the tubes by notquitepatrick February 21, 2020

Meet the Team 

Meet the Team is a series of Source Filmmaker animations published by Valve to promote Team Fortress 2. The series consisted of 10 episodes, 9 of which star the main 9 playable characters and a 10th joke episode about the Heavy Weapons Guy's secondary weapon, the Sandvich (which is really just a sandwich, that in-game, restores 300 health for the Heavy and acts as a Medium Health Kit when given out to players). The series has helped Valve with developing the game's technology. Meet the Heavy, the first entry of Meet the Team, helped Valve test facial animations for more expressions for the characters in-game.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen those videos about those TF2 Characters?
Person 2: You mean the "Meet the Team" series?
Meet the Team by PurpleSpie April 28, 2020

Do the things 

Means to get things done. To do what needs to be done. Usually not in a sexual way.
'Can you do the things, Mark?'
'sigh, yeah, I'll get started on that project'
Do the things by ReallyKindaSorta August 27, 2020

Kept the tiger in the cage 

To keep one’s penis in his pants
“I spent a few hundred at the strip club last night but I’m pretty sure I kept the tiger in the cage. Thank god!”

Under the table 

To secretly have sexual activities going on while eating at a bar or fancy restaurant under a table with the opposite sex it is anything that involves being sexual while trying to keep your composure
She kept putting her feet on my dick under the table

jason the toymaker

Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.
Jason, Jason the toymaker- is a wax using serial killer, who takes children from their homes in attempt to befriend them, he usually ends up killing them.

Guy 1 : you read that creepypasta?
Guy 2 : no which one?
Guy 1 : Jason the toy maker
Guy 2 : I’ll have to look at it.