Side order suprise

When you order a side of fries(tots, onion rings, ect.) and you get an extra of another side with your meal

Guy1" Dude i just found some fries in my tots"
Guy2" Oh side order suprise"
Guy1" Bomb"

by TheChrisFather September 3, 2011

Side-Donka-Donk

The overwhelming protrusion of the flanks of flab on a generally fat woman. It's like enormous Love Handles that help when mounting a Ba-Donka-Donk. They can easily be noticed when a large woman is wearing clothing that might be a bit too small.

Holy cow, check out the Side-Donka-Donk spilling out of that chicks shirt when she sits.....

by G-Skeezay November 5, 2011

Sideattracted

A homosexual female or male attracted to a straight member of the same sex.

Often confused with a heterosexual male or female having a few thoughts of attraction with members of each respective same sex.

Sam has feelings for Sherman despite knowing Sherman is straight and has no chance. Thus he is sideattracted to Sherman. Attraction Crush

Elder McKinley had feelings for Steve Blade when he was younger, but he turned those feelings off, no longer sideattracted, and is perfectly normal now. Book of Mormon Mormon Turn on Brain

by Sir Winston Hamilton January 10, 2012

Seiders

A last name or a nick name of an individual who does not know when to quit. A social climber who is not having any success, who also has a tendency to label everything.

He is...That guy...also know as the most Uninteresting Man in the world, or the spokes person for Uno Equis.

Situation: Looking for an office item in an area of major familiarity

Seiders: Can I help you with that? I mean I've been here for 3 months and you've been here for three years but I know things around here a bit better

Me: No, I'm good, I got it.

Seiders: Are you sure? Are you looking for a stapler or folder? Do you need help with the printer/copier at all?

Me: Dude, seriously...I'm good...

by antsthatfarmforknowledge April 10, 2012

sidebrook

The complete opposite of "mainstream." It IS a horrible play on words. It is a new way to refer to a hipster without them getting pissed off (cause hipsters hate to be called hipsters).

"I thought you were too mainstream to have a facebook"

"Na, I's sidebrook"

by EatShitErryday October 26, 2012

sidebar-tracked

When one goes to a website to read a particular article or watch a certain video but ends up reading or watching something completely different from the sidebar instead.

"Hey honey, did you get that link I sent you about the squirrel water skiing? Oh shoot, I went on you tube to look at it but got sidebar-tracked and watched the turtle having sex with a shoe instead.

by ohdann December 18, 2012

sidebagging

When an individual removes the colostomy bag insert of another individual and has sexual penetration with that opening.

That crippled, colostomy bag wearing motherfucker pissed me off so I started sidebagging his hole.

by lentoc August 24, 2012