ringtone

Simply put, a waste of time and money, ESPECIALLY the ones from that terrible TERRIBLE company called Jamster. Anyone who obsesses over something so stupid should be shot in the head, and crapped on.

"omgz lookit mah new Crazy Frog ringtone yo!1!"

"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!!" *shoots dumbass, then smashes phone*

by SomeBadJOKE September 26, 2007

Porn of the Rings

Alternate title for the steamy HBO sendup of George R Martin's beloved book Game of Thrones. The first in the sexy Songs of Fire and Ice series.

Jen: "What do you think of HBO's new series Game of Thrones?"

Andi: "You mearn Porn of the Rings? I love it!"

by apocolypto122112 May 21, 2011

ringpeice

The ungodly rectal iris that dwells in the deep dark centre of the ass crack.

when one shits, the turds fall from the behind the ringpeice.

by Jofra May 23, 2004

Ringside

The best seats / place available.

"Yo, you goin to that chicks party this weekend???"
-"Don't worry dawg, I'll be there Ringside"

"Y'all think Lloyd gonna show up?"
-"Man he told me he's gonna be Ringside"

by prettyboyfloyd November 22, 2007

split the rings

v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.

.....................................................................................

Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.

Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.

by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012

Olympic Rings Sex Challenge

A sexual challenge where each ring colour represents a different activity:

Blue: Sex in water
Red: Sex on her period
Black: Anal Sex
Green: Sex outside
Yellow: Sex involving urine

Me and the girlfriend wanted to spice up our relationship, so we attempted the olympic rings sex challenge

by shukii June 28, 2010

Ringed-Out

Modern vernacular for having the infamous Xbox 360 Red Ring of Death.

"Sorry dude, I'd love to play Halo 3 with you, but I'm still ringed-out from that 12 hour Gears session."

by Eddie_the_Hated October 23, 2007