Shaved Potato 

A sensation experienced while being loved by a man who has the rare misfortune of five o'clock shadow on the majority of his shaft. also known as the kitty prickle when referring to a women.

guy: hey lady why does your muff look like raw hamburger.

lady: i don't want to talk about it...

guy: sorry about that. it must have been my shaved potato.

Shaved Potato by octoscorpion January 1, 2011

hot potato 

A sexual move in which the woman is sucking on one of the mans testicles as he stands above her. He then continuously pulls on his penis popping the testicle out of the womans mouth and inserting it back in. Each time saying "Hot potato! "

Alex: Hey Ryan, last night Jess and I played hot potato!
Ryan: Killer!

hot potato by Axel Rose April 18, 2006

Rotary Potato 

Term used in street racing when the opposing vehicle is not great. Usually when someone calls your car a Rotary Potato it means your car sounds like there's a potato on the engine or muffler, OR your car is slow that it's not race-worthy.

Initial D Ford Focus Rotary Potato

Rotary Potato by JRACERX March 28, 2010

Sweet potato 

A gay man who enjoys sucking of big balls

Brett is a sweet potato

Sweet potato by Bortellini February 1, 2017

Pumpkin Potato 

Someone whos parents were either George Bush or a clown-like whore, or even both.

"Hey, Barbara, we all know that your REAL mom was that sexy clown whore on the Las Vegas streets. Don't lie to us, Pumpkin Potato."

Pumpkin Potato by That one guy from Toy Story February 10, 2010

tablet potato 

A person who uses an iPad, especially on a train, airplane, boat, or bus, and is oblivious to everything around him or her.

Ben: Excuse me, what time is it, please?
Girl with iPad, using zoom feature, staring at photo on screen of Lake Atitlan in Guatemala and not really paying attention: (Hrmmmphhh!)
Rachel: I don't think that girl's really paying attention. She's a tablet potato! Ask someone else...

tablet potato by pentozali June 8, 2010

sweet potato cave 

A sweet potato with a hole cut out filled with butter.

I can't believe you've never had a sweet potato cave!

sweet potato cave by Deathnote L April 24, 2014