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hayleymarshallsexual

when you're so obsessed and in love with andrea labonair / hayley marshall that it's ridiculous
person no1 - that girl's kinda cute
person no2 - oh don't go for her, she's crazy hayleymarshallsexual
by posie's no1 shipper<3 July 11, 2022
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Hawley

a lack of courage
Adjective. cowardly, pusillanimous, craven, dastardly mean having or showing a lack of courage. hawley implies a weak or ignoble lack of courage. a cowardly failure to stand up for principle pusillanimous suggests a contemptible lack of courage.
The insurrectionists were forced to hawley to a safe location.
by PissedOffBoomerWoman July 21, 2022
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Hawley'd

Being Hawley'd is super embarrassing and among the worst things that can happen to you. It's when you're caught and fully outed in public for pretending to be tough or strong but in the end you're a wimpy little skeerdy cat just-a runnin'-and-hidin'....and The Whole World Knows. Being Hawley'd is extremely painful. One never lives it down. Ever.
Yeah, he was kind of a loser, but things were still OK with Jimmy until he got Hawley'd. Everyone learned who he really was....and man he never escaped it after that. I don't think he'll have sex ever again.
by HungryJohnny July 22, 2022
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Hawley

To flee in abject terror as a result of fucking around then finding out
Senator Josh Hawley was really Hawleying out of the Capitol on January 6.
by TheCelt July 22, 2022
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hawleytrot

hawleytrot haw-lee-trot • noun
A medium-pace retreat so as not to betray panic

hawleytrot haw-lee-trot • verb
To run for one's life, but in a nonchalant way

As defined by @KristerJohnson on Twitter
"The Senator fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot"

"He hawleytrotted to safety once the mob began to turn on him"
by xlittlellama July 22, 2022
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hawleytrot

haw-lee-trot
A medium-paced retreat so as not to betray panic. To run for one's life, but in a calculated nonchalant way.

Origin: @KristerJohnson citing the security video of Senator Josh Hawley jogging out of the US Capitol on January 6th, 2021.
The Senator from Missouri fled the Capitol at a hawleytrot so as to avoid the violent mob he helped incite.
by Derpitude July 22, 2022
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Hawley

A man who tries to appear like a hyper masculine authority but who has mannerisms, tastes, or movements similar to a young girl.
The representative running looked like a 7 year old girl who just saw a pony. What a hawley.
by TheDoctorNik July 22, 2022
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