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mcdonald dad 

A father whose ex controls so much of his time with his children, he only gets to take them to McDonald's. The child's mother is usually so bitter that she won't 'allow' the child to have proper time with their father, effectively reducing him to the status of a McDonald Dad.
Those poor children, their spiteful mother has reduced their loving father into a mcdonald dad
mcdonald dad by DadsAreParentsToo September 21, 2021
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Do a dad 

Doing a dad is an act that is hilarious to those all around you but their laughter only drives you into the downward spiral known as doing a dad. Doing a dad shoots your emotive side into overdrive warp speed. It can start off small, but the tears keep coming until all that is left of someone doing a dad is a blithering mound of tears sniffles and soiled handkerchiefs. All it takes is a few jokes at the person's expense like prodding their man-breasts and saying "Gor blimey, they're like titties them, tubbs", then the water works come on much to the amusement of the audience.

The phrase comes from a real person, with real emotional displays, who regulary did a dad. Do a dad is now a common phrase all over the world, usually preceeded by don't.
Chris: "Waddle waddle! Ha! Bill, you walk like a penguin!"
Bill: "MMnnn. Boo hoo! <cry cry cry>"
Tom: "Oh god, don't cry about it!"
Chris: "Oh! C'mon don't do a dad."
Do a dad by Jeffrey Douglas September 3, 2006

Dj your dad 

DJ at your local bar who dresses like your dad and abuses his I tunes library.
Hey is Dj your dad playing Rick Astley?....BTW i like his pleated pants.
Dj your dad by mary jo kimsey February 27, 2009

Bheese's dad

Bheese's dad is dead.
Bheese's dad by SenTheFirst May 7, 2022
More insulting version of your mumespecially effective if said in a stupid low and husky voice.
yer dad's dead!
i shagged yer dad!
your dad by matt November 13, 2003

Psycho Dad 

a insane asshole who destroys his sons shit on "mcjuggernuggets"
the new psycho dad vid was so funny his dad went ape on his room
Psycho Dad by the popes dad March 17, 2016