Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female

I was wondering if you would stir my salad tonight.

by Fenksikas October 27, 2022

Salad Puncher

Some creep who walks into your table at a restaurant and punches your salad if you have some. He tends to ask you for a lot of money for doing it but if you dont give him the money he calls the cops on you.

Person 1: What is your job?

Person 2: I'm a salad puncher.

Person 1: Oh.

by Aweirdcreep March 26, 2019

Wedge salad

A drinking game, popular at Georgetown Prepatory school in the 80’s, where a naked women is propped upside down, with her legs in a ‘wedge’ shape, stuffed with bacon lardons, then slathered in ‘blue cheese dressing’

Yo! I heard Bart and Squi played wedge salad with Katie at Beach Week!

by TotesVerified November 3, 2018

Clusterfuck Salad

This salad is actually quite delicious. It is filled with lots of nuts and is topped with a white, creamy dressing. Hence the 'fuck' in clusterfuck.

"I'm feeling pretty randy tonight, honey. I think I'll order the clusterfuck salad."

by Section A December 17, 2013

Frankston salad

Potato cake

How a huge night needed to get on the Frankston salad in the morning

by Byrnesunit January 2, 2024

Chicken Caesar salad

Yum

Sally! Pass me the chicken Caesar salad please!

by Why_am_i_here123 October 23, 2019

Salad Wacking

when you jerk off your mentally challenged sibling

‘Did you see what happened in that old people’s home yesterday!? One of the nurses got caught salad wacking one of the residents!’

by retarded salad January 27, 2021