by czaravm January 1, 2012
Get the Ass Day mug.n. a combination of pain in the ass and mistake. sometimes an occurrence is a pain in the ass but was still worth the time and effort involved. a mistake in the ass is not one of these occurrences.
after i got done at work, it took me an hour to drive through rush hour traffic so i could vote before the polls closed. that was sure a mistake in the ass.
by 2wm June 17, 2011
Get the mistake in the ass mug.The bullet missed him by an inch. The sergeant cursed his luck, saying " You have a golden ass, dickhead."
by #$%* June 28, 2011
Get the golden ass mug.The art of swiping one's ass across a surface with a smooth diagonal motion. Used when dancing and when you have to use an ID to get in a door. Especially when you are too lazy to get the ID out of your wallet.
by Fuelgun September 8, 2011
Get the Ass Swipe mug.the large, plump and rather gigantic behind a woman tries to conceal by wearing dresses in the thinly veiled disguise that it is sexy or womanly to do so
head . . . why are you wearing a tent on your bargeass . . . oh sorry it's to balance out your large fucking melon on top of your shoulders
by paul May 6, 2004
Get the barge ass mug.when a girl has an impeccable ass, and the mere sight of it is excruciatingly painful (much like looking at a solar eclipse with the naked eye)
The girl in the black stretch pants has such ass ferocity that I am now 50% blind in both eyes. The good news is that I'm now 150% fertile.
by TWON June 6, 2004
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