Toiletless

A country where people have low access to toilets, or can't be convinced to use toilets.
Pakistan and India are 2 good examples.

Go build and convince your people to use toilets, you toiletless countries.

by Shiine-1 February 17, 2022

toliet muscle

A phrase that simply means butt, ass patootie, etc.

The pink starfish is located near the center of your toliet muscle.

by Telephony July 11, 2014

toliet fart

A fart that happens when somebody is sitting on a shitbowl and they decide to cut the cheese.
Farting while sitting on a toliet causes the fart to be amplified by the bowl and gets a bit of reverb action going as well for the same reason.

{John}: Jesus! Mary just cut a toliet fart!! You can hear the fucker halfway down the block!!!

by Telephony February 12, 2015

paper toliets

What some children call toliet paper (bungwipe, buttwipe, TP, etc.)

Mommy, the paper toliets are out again!

by Telephony January 5, 2014

Toiletsmith

A gentleman who makes a living giving out sprays of eau de toilette in the gents toilets.

He was a proud toiletsmith. Like his father before him.

by Napoledan September 2, 2018

disposable plastic baby toliets

To put it as briefly as I can: disposable diapers

They can be called disposable plastic baby toliets because they're made of plastic, you throw them into the garbage can (or diaper pale) when they're full, and they have but one purpose: a baby pisses & shits into them, thus making them disposable plastic toliets for babies.

{Horhay}: Hey Linda, I can't find the diapers and the baby needs to be changed!
{Linda}: Don't worry Horhay, the disposable plastic baby toliets are in the cabinet above the shitbowl.

by Telephony June 13, 2013

Toiletless

A country/place without toilets. Example Pakistan. As of October 2018, Pakistan has 42% toilet coverage. Their common population does not know this fact about their country but they think that their neighbouring country India has lack of toilets, which it had earlier but now has WHO appreciation for making the country ODF free. India has 98% coverage and toiletless country Pakistan has 42% coverage.

Due to this problem, pakistan is one of the only 3 countries to have polio still active, which spreads by faecal matter entering digestive system, which is again caused by open defecation.

Sam: Which country is toiletless?
Joe: Pakistan
Sam: But pakistanis call India toiletless?
Joe: Because they form their narratives on few pictures found on internet, or some memes, or movies. In reality, pakistan is toiletless with 42% toilet coverage. They just hate to accept reality and speak whatever suits to help them with their inferiority complex.

by SamWisdom September 8, 2019