Finger Pokey Bum Wank

When your finger slips into your bum whilst you’re masturbating. FPBW for short

I can’t wait to get home and have a Finger Pokey Bum Wank

by KingArther November 21, 2017

Wee wank

A collection of rubber boots

There was a wee wank in the school closkroom

by Docksee March 2, 2023

nigel wanking

to grip your hand around another man's penis and pull up and down to cause an ejaculation

nigel wanking a homo

by mrs tosser October 5, 2025

diversity wanking

When firms take diversity issues to the next level and get off on hiring transsexuals and other LGBTQ+ people.

Did you hear about that bank recruiting event only for transsexuals? Yeah, that is diversity wanking.

by peter gazer January 12, 2018

Wank Therapy

The debut album from clunge for grunge

What an album by wank therapy

by TheBL__ December 25, 2019

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

Wank weiner wednesday

Every wednesday, you Can wank off

Also called WWW

Bro it’s Wank weiner wednesday, wank the fuck off

by Gussekrab November 11, 2019