Samantha couldn't come to work today, she was sucking cock all night and has a serious case of dick throat this morning.
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by Mastapiece October 6, 2004
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Get the pickle dick mug.A large caucasian penis, or one who owns one nearly the size of a negroid penis. People also associate this term with someone who is promiscuous sexually.
"Yo Tawanna why you all walkin like you just got out da pen?"
"Telishifa you know I had dat Kitzler Dick last night, I ain't gonna be walkin right for a minute! You saw dat nigga I was with!"
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by Nigga S June 23, 2006
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Grant Walker: "I'm over here at Dick Shmeegal's getting a Big-and-Nasty and a side of fries."
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by D-Bruch January 12, 2008
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F: No. I have been bad!
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