brown crayon 

when after pooping, you wipe somewhere between 900-1000 times and the poop still appears on the paper as if there were a brown crayon stuffed up your butt hole.

Jesus Christ, my ass is raw from over wiping it must be a brown crayon

brown crayon by Dutch Oven Your Self October 28, 2013

breakin my crayons 

when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade."

- dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15
- man why you gotta be breakin my crayons?

breakin my crayons by j-$$ January 1, 2009

crazypants 

1. Crazypants is a descriptive word that means weird or insane, not insane in the sense that it means cool as in crazy cool or thats totally insane! Crazypants means insane as in a mental illness.

2. Crazypants is also a place it is a wonderful land where evryone wears cartoon pants!

3. Can be used as and insult or a joke word to mess with friends

1. Joe painted his fingernails! WOW thats crazypants!

2. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Where are you from, the Land of Crazypants?
3. HAHAHAHAHAH! BWAHAHAHA!
Shutup Crazypants!

Never to be used as two words, separating the words crazy and pants in a sentence is punishable by law. Unless of course it is being used to describe some crazy looking pants.

crazypants by Salaad June 11, 2006

crayon eater 

(noun) A "special" person. It means basically the same thing as Window Licker.

Don't do that, you effin' crayon eater!
or
The sky is not green, you crayon eater!

crayon eater by E wanting O August 12, 2011

no crayola 

To not lie, no cap, no front

Do what you gon do no crayola it get violent

no crayola by Trappa2002 June 16, 2018

Crazytown USA 

Something that is so insane, that it deserves it's own zipcode.

That joke was Crazytown USA.

Crazytown USA by Brandon Treen October 29, 2005

crazypenis 

When Republican presidential hopefuls debate, or compete with one another in demonstrating macho aggression and insensitivity with regards US foreign policy, they are said to "go crazypenis".

Romney said he would attack Iran at the slightest provocation, McCain gave a stern warning, but Huckabee went crazypenis and promised to turn Iran into a sea of glass.

crazypenis by Kingsmeg January 15, 2008