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Cat Sanctuary

A safe haven for cats usually run by old men who have no hope for the future and are forever alone with nobody to keep them company except for those cats who will soon grow old and pass without him. Sad thing, cat sanctuaries.

Also known as a place where hopes and dreams are either fulfilled or killed
"What do you do for a living?"
"Oh... I run a cat sanctuary"
Cat Sanctuary by katface January 31, 2014
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cat in ya pants 

to have a cat in ones pants
Rosalie: my dads cat which isn't actually his cat is having kittens
Emma: can you imagine if we put one down Josh's pants? CAT IN YA PANTS!!
cat in ya pants by wierdlass February 12, 2008

cat molestor 

A term for someone who molests cats. Nothing else will do, it must be feline or it won't get molested.
Girl: Hey, put my pussy down, you fucking cat molestor.
CM: No fucking way, I've only just started.
cat molestor by stu-rob-billy-bob October 26, 2006

Cat Smugler 

One who likes to smugle cats across the border, in a blanket, in the trunk of their vehicle.
I was whatching the news the other day, and come to find out there was 36 cat smuglers caught at the border yesterday.
Cat Smugler by CrowBow199 April 23, 2010

cat rodeo 

a shopping mall.
Hey, Seth! Billy Ray wants to go to the Cat Rodeo again. Shall we lamp the cunt?
One's lip encounter with chewing tobacco, a pleasing one in many instances.
Oh, sheep dip, I'm out of cat nip.
cat nip by seebbix July 2, 2008