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Crop Top Tuesday 

A holiday occurring every Tuesday, generally for cross country/pole vaulting boys in which a cut off tee shirt is worn in celebration. Occasionally, female or none track and field related males are recruited and participate. Usually only once or twice. No one is more faithful than the original handful of boys, or should I say men, who began the tradition.
"Why are the cross country boys wearing that?"
"God, Susie, it's Crop Top Tuesday you uncultured swine!"
Crop Top Tuesday by youngshannie February 4, 2016
Related Words
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Up top comma 

In the educated community, an "up top comma" is known as an apostrophe!!!
I am naming my baby "Honesty" and it is spelled like H-O-"up top comma"-N-A-S-T-Y. (Ho'nasty)
Up top comma by LaborRN March 26, 2017

Sloppy Top Tennessee 

When your cousin or sister gives you head.
"Yeah, my cousin Jenny gave me some sloppy top Tennessee the other day after the family reunion"

Time Until Penis (TOP) 

Usually a gaming term, refers to the approximate amount of time from when a software is released until someone figures out how to make something into the game a penis.
Your friend: Hey! I just made a penis in minecraft!
You: Yeah, the Time Until Penis (TOP) for Minecraft was about 4 minutes. Good job.

Shout to the top

Taken from the song "Shout to the Top" by The Style Council, to shout to the top is a slang term meaning to proclaim something life-shattering and prophetic as loudly as you can, or to quickly but effectively blurt out a solid argument.
"Shout to the top, man!"

"Johnny decided to shout to the top in his debate class this time instead of just standing there."

backdoor top shelf 

when you can't decide which hole to put it in and you are in a group so you don't wanna say you just fucked a girl in the ass, because that is kinda crude. it is when you have butt sex but will not be confused with doggy style sex
friend 1: dude, i fucked that one chick

friend 2: no way whatd you do

friend 1: i went backdoor top shelf on the ho