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national tostito day

a day when all you eat are tostitos. yeah why do I need to explain because I have no idea
by hailey loves you June 27, 2020
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Bell Tosser

A queer, or a man who likes men.
GABE: dude my brother called me a dick sucker and hurt my sexuality!

MOM: oh shut the fuck up you bell tosser!
by Bill Wurtz July 21, 2020
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Fox tosser

A Karen often found out in the wild harassing service workers just for the fun of it. Will often scream at the 19 year old cashier until the cashier cries to make them self feel better about their own shitty life.

-Fox tossing was a sport played by aristocrats in the 17th and 18th century in Central Europe. To play, couples lined up opposite a long piece of cloth and woodland creatures were set loose to scamper through. When one ran across your cloth you’d pull it and send the fox flying into the air, hence “fox tossing.”- Karens harassing service workers because it gives them some sick pleasure to walk all over them and treat them like garbage has the same energy as “fox tossing.”

Henceforth, a Karen harassing service workers = fox tosser
Did you see that entitled Karen in front of us Starbucks? What a fox tosser, just because her order wasn’t perfect. Get off your high horse, you damn aristocrat.
by Lavender’a Ghost September 6, 2020
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Hiroomi Tosaka

Japanese vocalist, model and actor. Member of the Japanese boygroup Sandaime J Soul Brothers from EXILE TRIBE. Also one of the most handsome and most popular male Japanese idols.
A: "Have you heard of Hiroomi Tosaka?"
B: "Yes, his voice is so good and he also looks very hot!"
by ateez1234 November 10, 2020
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Turquoise Tosser

Someone who arselicks the awful bus operator Arriva.
"at least it's some improvement", that's exactly the type of phrase only a Turquoise Tosser would say!
by NETransport November 17, 2020
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laptop tossing party

A laptop tossing party refers to the act of at least two people playing catch with at least 2 laptops. While 2 laptops and 2 tossers is the minimum requirement for the event, the event is much more pleasurable with both a greater number of laptops and people.

In order to calculate pleasure derived from a laptop tossing party you will have the variables P = pleasure, L = number of laptops, and U = People.

P = (L^0.31) * (U^0.1281)
Codile: Hey man! You hitting up that Laptop Tossing Party tonight?

Possibly: I don't know man. That last Laptop Tossing Party I attended James was being a real dick.

Codile: So true! Perhaps next weekend then.
by Treeveiasrja December 9, 2020
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Scream & Toss

A game I made up with my friends lol. You bunch up in a circle and give the ball to one another. Every time it goes around you back up a step. The person who doesn’t catch the ball when it goes around get screamed at, and the game starts over :)
Hey you guys! Wanna play Scream & Toss?”
“Sure make sure not to drop the ball!”
by ZRat March 22, 2021
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