weed detector

A cop.

I was a police officer a few years back and a guy came up and asked me if I was a weed detector.

by Dylpickle535 June 18, 2018

Jail-deterent

A hot girl who looks underage but isn't.

It's great so many girls are jail-deterent to balance out the issues caused by jailbait.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

fart-detecting compound

A.k.a. finely-pulverized talc. A substance utilized when you want to find out who's been cutting the cheese, but nobody's willing to 'fess up; the simple procedure involves having everyone strip down and stretch out on their stomachs, whereupon you sprinkle a moderate dusting of baby-powder on the lower half of their ass-cheeks, then watch for a "puffball eruption" --- busted!

Using fart-detecting compound can indeed be an excellent way of reliably determining "who did it", but you will want to be wary about slapping said odiferous-offender's butt afterwards, especially if you're an attractive female --- as you are all too aware, many dudes actually **enjoy** getting spanked by a cute gal (we find it fun and hilariously amusing, plus it makes us horny), and so your hot-headed attempt at getting back at said "whistleblower" may actually "backfire" --- literally! (Pun not intended, but certainly spot-on appropriate in this instance!) Said gassy dude --- and by extension, one or more of his other buddies in the room --- may then begin actively "tuning up the brass band" (and possibly even chow down on baked beans or other gas-producing delicacies to ensure an ample/continuous "supply" ) so as to "earn" smartly-administered swats from you, eventually leaving you with stinging palms and a major headache from da resulting stench.

by QuacksO December 4, 2018

benneficial-detriment

1) Something that your instincts warn you away from but which you can deduce as enticing.

2) A sacrifice or risk for an expected or predicted reward.
Plural: "beneficial-detriments".
Adjective: "beneficially-detrimental".
Antonym: "detrimental-benifit"

Exe: 1) brushing your teeth even though it makes your sensitive gums hurt, is a beneficial-detriment.

Exe: 2) It was a benneficial-detriment to lose my wrist that day, because my hand was pinned to the underside of a boulder; if I had avoided any detriment I'd've kept my hand and've died there.

by IAmPseudonyMeRoar!!! December 8, 2018

snapchat detox

where you try not to go on snapchat too much as it’s becoming an addiction so you don’t go on it anymore

person 1 : i’m addicted to snapchat i need to have a snapchat detox

person 2: i did that but i’m still addicted

by ijk February 26, 2019

Dot-determined

When someone is attracted or likes to eat/lick dots, they are dot-determined.

Look at Greg, he is so dot-determined, he licks the dots on the wall when nobody is looking.

by Weg met de bourgeoisie May 24, 2019

generative determinism

A theory of anthropology in which disproportionately female-inherited genetic variation causes a culture to adopt a fatalistic (spectralistic) religion; whereas disproportionately male-inherited genetic variation causes a tribe to adopt a deterministic (particularistic) religion.

Generative determinism demonstrates that anti-semitism is ontologistic.

Generative determinism resolves GENETIC determinism.

Genetic determinism furthermore proves that ontologism IS causation.

by sandraxine August 4, 2019