Blue waffle

My mums vagina on paddy's day

Person 1: mate your mum has a blue waffle

Person 2: nah only on paddy's day

by Jermain22 March 19, 2018

Uncooked waffle fry

An insult of the highest degree.
Calling someone a weirdly cut piece of potato that is unworthy of being cooked.

Elias you are an uncooked waffle fry.

by Jackal:) March 31, 2023

Flipping waffles

Basically this means an individual is completely wrong/ not enough information is known about a situation but continues to argue about the topic. Usually in a exaggerated and dramatic way. Public or private no-place is safe from these assholes.

“ I can’t believe your baby momma brought her mom to hand off screaming in your face again! Bitch be flipping waffles. “

by PlznoBS92 July 17, 2021

Dirty Waffle

Make a hole in a waffle and slide it down his dick. Add your desired topping, peanut butter, syrup butter etc. Give head and jack off until he rains the cum down onto the waffle and then both share waffle together.

I bought this waffle maker just so we could try the dirty waffle and it was so worth it!

by GinanJuc November 1, 2023

burping waffle

Blowing into a vagina and the immediate reciprocating air is pushed back into your mouth.

I was with my girlfriend and as I was licking her labia, she gave me a burping waffle .

by Burping Waffle January 31, 2018

Twat Waffle

1) One with nothing to say of any value. 2) One that sits behind a keyboard thinking they're a badass until proven otherwise then runs from chat like a bitch

Did you see that Twat Waffle come in here, run his mouth, get owned and gtfo? hahahaha

by LordWhiteTiger March 27, 2018

waffle

Talker (singular waffle or waffel)
A blabberer. They talk too much and are never conscious of when to stop ranting. If you are a waffle, this is a trait everyone recognises you for. You are also very sweet, but tend to drive people away by seeming overenthusiastic and too keen.

That waffle waffles on too much.

by SoberB*tch February 13, 2025