Shit hair cut

KSI’S Bald Head, He fucks Simon as a baldie, his hair he has now is fake and a wig, under his hair now is baldness, Ksi is a hard working bald bloke.

Simon: what is sexy?

Vikkstar123: Shit hair cut
WAIT KSIS SHIT HAIR CUT

by Ilobechiken August 31, 2020

short hair baddie

a baddie with short hair (no blonds)

damn that girl is a short hair baddie

by April 29, 2023

juicy ball hairs

what i have

Isaiah-God damn, Jake has some very juicy ball hairs!

by BlackBalls1111 March 21, 2022

cornfield hair tickler

When two people go into a cornfield together and rub their pubes against one another

Mary gave me a cornfield hair tickler last night after our date

by cornman123 December 21, 2020

Fryer pan hair

Hair that is excessively greasy. it looks like this person hasn't showered in weeks.

John: Hey look at Fred's hair...
Jake: Yeah, he's got that Fryer pan hair

by Tuhmos with a U February 18, 2011

Smoker’s white hair

When someone with white hair smokes so many cigarettes that their hair changes color to a yellowish color.

Donald Trump has smoker’s white hair.

by Angelicron December 23, 2018

Butt hair harmony

the symphony of butt hairs when releasing a massive fart.

"my butt hair harmony is on a different level if you know what I mean."

by fartbootypenis April 29, 2021