Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.

" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"

Ass-squatch by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007

ass brat 

Kids that are not only brats but assholes as well. Usually the offspring of asshole parents.

Man, look at that woman and those ass brats, I'm glad my kids behave.

ass brat by TGJ August 30, 2007

ass-dirt 

The ring of dirt left around the toilet seat when a dirty ass person gets up off it.

Dude 1: "Man, can I use the bathroom at your house?"

Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"

Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."

Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."

ass-dirt by Mr. Reality Music June 16, 2008

ass slammed 

slammed in the ass, anal sex

I got ass slammed last night, and the dick was HUGE!

ass slammed by bobo jack January 21, 2009

Ass-Haidery 

May seem similar to its retarded cousin "asshattery" but assuredly it is not. Ass-Haidery takes hatin' ass buffoonery and extreme egoism to a different level. There are many ways to define and spot an Ass-Haider including the constant barrage of bullshit and conceited comments produced during general conversation. Frequently accompanied by fetuses, rubbers, and henious breathe.

1. "Man, that dude suffers from major Ass-Haidery"

2. The teacher showed the most digusting display of Ass-Haidery the students had ever seen in their lives.

Ass-Haidery by Bridgett Jones January 19, 2009

Ass Bomb 

The latest, greatest craze among Jihadist suicide bombers. Developed by Al Queda, it involves packing your rectal cavity with a pound of plastic explosive + detonator.

That middle eastern guy is walking very slow and looks uncomfortable. He might be packing an ass bomb.

Ass Bomb by JohnnyBunch October 2, 2009

ass-breath 

when someone wakes up in the morning and their breath smells like an ass.

I could hardly talk to my friend the other day because he had a bad case of ass-breath.

ass-breath by squiggleman4 March 21, 2010