margarine toast butterer

a random insult; it can be used randomly, and can also substitute for cum slut or whore for more *family friendly* dialogue

i swear to god you better not uwu @me you heckin mArgARiNe ToaST buTtEreR

by iambek July 28, 2019

Raw toast

Toast ready to cook and it is FIAAAAAARRRRR👌🔥🔥🔥

Side note- only sold in the Birmingham area tho so like bad do for every other motherfucker

I’m hungry I fancy some raw toast

by Hsidjsicjsjs July 30, 2019

Raw toast

Toast ready to cook and it is FIAAAAAARRRRR👌🔥🔥🔥

Side note- only sold in the Birmingham area tho so like bad do for every other motherfucker

I’m hungry I fancy some raw toast

by Hsidjsicjsjs July 30, 2019

Instagram Toaster

Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.

*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*

Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.

by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019

atomic toaster

When one cuts off his own penis, puts it in a toaster, and then puts the toaster into the microwave on high.

Guys did you hear about Christian? He did the atomic toaster last night

by WPftw December 25, 2019

Cheese toast

Something Jhon Deacon masters, its cheese on toast.

Girl: What is your favorite food?
John Deacon: CHEESE TOAST!

by SarahYesImUsingMyRealName January 20, 2020

none toast

When you make toast but eat it without anything on it.

"I'm back. Just made some none toast."

by skinnyalienboy February 1, 2020