oops i crapped my pants 

diapers for the nearly dead

old people poop their pants.....bwhahahaha

When I showed up with her groceries, I had to tell the Crypt Keeper that her Oops I Crapped My Pants were out of stock. But I need them! she said.

How do you know about Oops I Crapped My Pants? Because I'm wearing them and I just did.

oops i crapped my pants by Eat a dick February 20, 2004

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants 

when things get really scary, but not really that much scary

I was so afraid that my boss would fire me right away, that I could almost feel the shit licking my pants

I could almost feel the shit licking my pants by Hybaj May 7, 2011

Forbidden Pants 

The pants most Latina girls who are ages 13-20 wear to make people stare at them and in reality their ass is flat asf. They just want to let people know they got the pants and they are the shit.

Man 1: bro did u see that girl wearing those forbidden pants
Man 2: keep on walking she flatter than a flat tire

Forbidden Pants by Nico Suave!! September 20, 2023

Pooh pants 

Name given to five year olds trying to get to the toilet in a hurry, but failing. The result is pooh pants. Particularly happens in forest and camping settings where kids tend to hold it.

Boy runs to outhouse in campgroud. Half way there, he stops and turns around, head low. He father notices, and remarks, Ah Jeese, Pooh Pants Peter?

Pooh pants by Norton Bigelk September 1, 2006

nuddy-pants 

Quite literally nude-colored pants, and you know what nude-colored pants are? They are no pants.

If you are in your nuddy-pants you are in your no pants, i.e., you are naked.

nuddy-pants by jessickuhh October 22, 2008

glossy pants 

Wears a ton of lip gloss, has big boobs, and a nice ass. Usually has a stripper name.

Hey Glossy Pants! How are you doing today?

glossy pants by babesdomm September 29, 2010

S.Pants 

An extremely good looking individual who posses all the top qualities women desire. Including but not limited to; charm, persistence, eyes for one woman, keeps promises, listens, great at cuddling.

Jenny: Hey who is that?

Sarah: That's S.Pants!

Jenny: OMG I want one so bad

Sarah: We all do!

S.Pants by Mr Right Meow October 4, 2010