January 11th

National fuck Justin Rahro day, if your name is Justin Rahro FUCK YOU.

Yo today is January 11th
What does that mean
Its Fuck Justin day
Oh yeah, fuck that dude

by Massa niggacoon January 12, 2024

Jump Joy January

Jump Joy January is when you Jump on january. Example:If its the 10th of January then you Jump ten minutes straight. And you have to smile at the same time.

Person:NOW its january friend
Friend:what day is it today?
Person:Its the 10th of Jump Joy January

by Remu Kanava November 11, 2018

January 22nd

its the international Jacob appreciation day. on this day Jake must be given all of the love he deserves. live laugh love jake

hey its January 22nd today!!
omg happy international Jake day!!!

by bigvswamp January 22, 2022

January 22nd

Nom a Damien day

“I can’t wait for January 22nd, i’ve been waiting to nom a damien!”

by namerofthings January 23, 2024

January 22nd

January 22nd is the day when the best lads are born. You're a great artist and an amazing person. You get along great with most people and you have a good life.

Jerry: when were you born?
You: January 22nd.
Jerry: Holy fuck dude let's be friends.

by AidanAnimates November 29, 2023

January 1st

New year's! Also confess a secret to somebody day.

friend:yay its a new year new me!
friend 2: wait what?
friend: yeah, its January 1st
friend 2: hmmm who should i tell that i stole something...
friend: wh-

by catdogla September 25, 2021

January 1st

National Jerk Off Day a day to jerk off.

“Hey dude it’s January 1st, National Jerk Off Day. Wanna jerk off?”

by LilGreenFry November 04, 2019