January 17th is National Short People Day!
Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.
Make sure to thank your short friends for existing, otherwise you're a terrible person.
Short people are also not allowed to be made fun of on this day so they finally get a break from getting made fun of.
Person: Hey dude it's January 17th!
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.
Short Person: What in the world is that?
Person: It's National Short People Day, congrats on being short!
Short Person: Oh ok.
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