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january 26th

really fit, loving boys are born on january 26th. they are very special and deserve to be treated like princes. however january 26th boys can be a pain in the arse, but you can fix this by shoving fanta down his throat, or by giving him head.
friend: oh my god your boyfriend is so fit!
me: duh, he’s born on january 26th
by ski279 November 1, 2019
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January 1

A day where you throw a turtle as hard as you can at the face of your enemy!!
Isla: “Hey Eve!” “It’s January 1!”
Eve: “Yeah New Years!”
Isla: “And also” hurdles turtle in to eves nose!! :)
by Izlatheleader;) December 19, 2020
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January 11th

January 11th is national attitude day if someone pisses you off you have full right to talk shit and be an asshole back to that person
Person 1: Hey its January 11th
Person 2: And?
Person 1: if anyone says shit imma ne an asshole back to them
by Puzzle Fanatic January 11, 2024
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January 1

FRIENDS: HEY ITS January 1 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS NATIONAL BUY WHATEVER YOUR FRIENDS TELL YOU TO. NOW I WANT A MacBook Pro

ME: I will buy it. NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by JULIETTTE November 16, 2020
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January 29th

international fuck gamecube guy day

a day that we pick on guys who have anything to do with the Nintendo GameCube that is clearly bigger than the usual

being owning one and refusing to use the Wii for the same purpose, knowing a lot of stuff about it, loving the controller
damn gamecube guy sucks, because it's January 29th
by PieNutt January 30, 2022
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january 11

when the best people are born
they’re amazing

they’re capricorns
they can be really sad or really happy at the same time
someone: “Hi! You’re born on January 11 right? Can we be friends?”
people born on January 11: “hmm sure”
by cooleli January 2, 2022
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January 13th

the perfect day to lose your virginity. Its a good start on the new year.
Lets go, remember better safe then sorry
You: I've lost my virginity
Friend: what since when?
You: yesterday
Friend: ouu I see. Ofc january 13th, Congratulations
by What about simbaaa October 14, 2019
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