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Soviet Army Blast

When a female is having sex with a group of Soviet Russian men at once and all the men ejaculate at the same time blasting her across the room rendering her unconscious for the next group of fellow comrades to get ready to have there turn.
SOLDIER 1: Comrade I’ve been looking all over for you where have you been we have been trying to set up infantry?

SOLDIER 2: We were busy Giving that blonde American girl a Soviet army blast
by Straightpipenation January 10, 2021
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Red Cock Blaster

A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
"Yo, I got a hold of some Red Cock Blaster, you feeling lucky?"
by gl;on May 4, 2021
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Blue cheese baja blast

When you put blue cheese on your brown rim and fart until the the blue cheese tints yellow.
We decided to make a new chip dip for the super bowl, blue cheese baja blast.
by indigo pup July 14, 2021
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Dutch Oven Blaster

When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
by Gilbra DeCaturd September 3, 2021
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tongue-ah-blast

When you tongue blast someone whether it’s their 🍑 or 🥬 :)
Arson would tongue-ah-blast Gary alone on the weekends.
by DemDems November 28, 2021
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Chinese finger blast

When you put a turd inside a Chinese dogs ass to lube it up and proceed to finger blast it until it erupts with explosive diarrhea.
I gave my new puppy the Chinese finger blast to see if I wanted to keep it or not
by TheFingerblaster January 6, 2022
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Tango Ice Blast Day

Tango ice blasts are amazing drinks which you can buy at bp or cinemas. Tango ice blast day Is 1st of every month
by tango ice blast March 1, 2022
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