A cool person with a massive cock and a massive heart. Usually loves watching NASCAR and fishing with the boys. Cools his beers with the current of a mountain stream, and isn't afraid to cut your ass with his uggs while taking Instagram photos of sunsets.
by gl;on September 14, 2021
A drink that is manufactured, distributed, and consumed primarily for the temporary increase in penis potency and size. This substance is reddish in color, and is always adorned with a heart shape froth layer to remind you of how much smashing you will partake in after consumption. Management has since labeled this a class 2 drug, so don't get caught with your pants down when cracking a cold one with the boys.
by gl;on May 05, 2021