Gentleman's Glue

Warm, Creamy, Delicious discharge from a mans beef steak, occurs after he becomes too excited. WARNING: May cause menstruation to end for a nine month period, followed by 18+ years of hell.

Person 1: "What's on the floor in there?"
Person 2: "my own special brand of gentleman's glue"

by Those who always Watch January 5, 2014

make the bladder gladder

Seen in esquire magazine, a cutesy way of saying that you are going to take a piss.

I've got to go make the bladder gladder.

by strikingoil May 24, 2014

hype semius gladapus

Scientific name for a Togo ramikin

Put the sauce in a hype semius gladapus

by pnut69420 August 2, 2014

Hitting the glove

Beating your dick, spanking your monkey, choking the chicken. Hitting palmela

I walked past his room and I caught him red handed hitting the glove.

by Richnyung124 October 20, 2015

hit the glove

Beat the dick, Choke the chicken, spank the monkey

He admitted that he hit the glove last night

by Richnyung124 October 20, 2015

neopolitan super glasing

3 Guys, a Black, a white, and an asian, all ejaculating on one female

me and my bois just got done neopolitan super glasing petricia

by memerino October 7, 2016

organic computer glitch

When you make a mental blunder for no apparent reason, similar to a brain fart.

I have no idea why I did that, it must have been an organic computer glitch.

by NorcalSurferDude September 24, 2016