Elba Breakfast

When you wake up in the morning and decide to splooge on a chicks twoit and cover it with milk and ceral(Luckey Charms Works The Best) and then eat her out.

I ran out of cereal bowls, so had to preform an Elba Breakfast on some hot ass chick.

by DF2022 October 11, 2007

breakfast

the meal that is suppose to be between 6 am and 12 pm. Anything after that is called brunch.

I got up real early so I could eat breakfast today.

by GG January 26, 2005

I'd break her legs

A phrase coined by the supersexual luke N.Tall by mistake.

Mike: I'd feed it to that bitch
Ryan: Yeah I'd pound that whore
Luke:Yeah I'd break her legs.(whole room goes quiet)

by R.M April 12, 2005

English Breakfast

When a man defecates on his testicles and then completes a routine teabag. While the teabag reference is prevalent it also lends to the myth of why the English have such crappy teeth.

i think im going to wake up my loved one with a nice English breakfast

by Kaiser2000 May 23, 2008

country breakfast

An all-American looking and muscular gay man that other gay men want to wake up with in the morning.

Ooh girl that bartender is a country breakfast, somebody get me a to-go box because I'm going to be eating the leftovers for two weeks!

by Sandra Rosenbaum September 8, 2008

break you off

To smoke someone out for the purpose of getting them extremely high. Similar to trying to get a girl super drunk. May, but is not sure to, lead to a different form of breaking someone off aka sexy time.

I'm trynnabreak you off later
You should let me break you off

by LadyLaughLotz February 12, 2012

beat the brakes off it

have sex with. beat it up, tear it up.

way of threatening to kick someones ass.

man, i would beat the brakes off it!
beat the breaks off that girl.

mother fucker, fuck you, im going to beat the breaks of your ass when i see you!

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009