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ollie Thomas 

He is an animal that has a diet of monster energy and crusty bedroom pot noodles. he goes by many names including: mollie, dead dog, Pete, Dan Dan, fat Sahara, Sarah’s got a mole, retard, Lennie, mascara eyes, stolen bike, burned car, Eddie stobart. He is an individual struck by misfortune his car got set on fire and he just cried. His bike has been stolen more times than you have had hot dinners. He is very passive and can be identified by his can collecting fetish or the distinct smell of sour cream Pringles. He should never be trusted to drive as he once wrapped his car round a tree. In his spare time Ollie likes to play with his ‘girlfriends’ penis he is called Elise. Ollie likes to believe he is very cleaver that’s why he decided to smoke spice however Ollie is destined to work in an mot specialist garage.
Omg your cars on fire what a Ollie Thomas
ollie Thomas by Mollie Thomas February 23, 2020

Hunter Thomas 

A fag with a shit perm
Hunter Thomas, a fag with a shit perm.
Hunter Thomas by Bighuntperm March 27, 2020

odd thomas 

The fourth man in the room during a male on male on male butt-n-nut sesh.
“Wow, Joey was a real Odd Thomas last night while you were railing me Todd.” Craig said as Joey left the apartment that morning.
odd thomas by Ezd’s March 29, 2020

chavvy thomas 

a boy whos called Thomas but he's gay and is a chav
Oh my god! Look at chavvy Thomas over there he's putting makeup on!
chavvy thomas by a dirty imogen April 16, 2020

James Thomas Anderson 

a thique bitch with phat cake. likes fireplaces and taking 15 minutes. he’s also rly pretty 🥺
damn James Thomas Anderson is fucking pretty.

i know right?

Bayla thomas

She is the most beautiful woman in the world and prob should get with a mexican like a omar or something im not sure but people with this name are so fucking gorges and deserve the whole UNIVERSE!!!
hey bayla thomas you look really cute today wana hangout sometime??
Bayla thomas by Hopefiend May 23, 2020