Tall and lanky is usually an attractive attribute for a male... however in this case he turns out like a nonce
by Dihmitri April 6, 2025
Get the Thomas Merreymug. Thomas Uttley is a white boy. He likes to say dog and mispronounce peoples names wrong. He also seems to complain a lot and be in bad moods. Some say he likes to fight but I don’t think he can. He think he’s a god but he isn’t. If you see a Thomas uttley stay a way from them. They get mad when you call them CJ they only like TJ. He is also a nic fein and smokes weed a lot.
by The765guy November 22, 2021
Get the thomas uttleymug. She is the most beautiful woman in the world and prob should get with a mexican like a omar or something im not sure but people with this name are so fucking gorges and deserve the whole UNIVERSE!!!
by Hopefiend May 23, 2020
Get the Bayla thomasmug. The year was 2036, and America(the United States) had yet to see a president as good as Theodore Roosevelt. Until 2038, when Thomas Drenth, of age 33, he announced his candidacy. He would go down as he most important, and best president in all of history. He abolished the deficit, and helped create the first actual mars colony. He was, and is to this day is the most influential and most amazing president.
by TTPuffPuff May 20, 2019
Get the Thomas Drenthmug. A Martian, human hybrid that came to earth 24 years ago. Enjoys lifting weights, eating girls out and feasting on huge amounts of brown rice.
by Ionizedbee January 17, 2019
Get the Thomasmug. An alright geezer who you love having around you but you can’t stand at the same time. You want him to be your friend but they are also deserving of a kick in the bollocks
by Some called this November 22, 2021
Get the Thomasmug. by Ieatcucumbers April 15, 2022
Get the Thomasmug.