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runescape 

A MMORPG that has multipule stats. Not all the people are addicted to the game. Yes, i agree some of the people are extremely addicted to the damn game. Still if you play the game do your self a favor and go out side like an hour a day everyday, this is unless you have a life and play a everynow and then like me and most people do.

But if you are like zezimaand have no life go grab a gun and think real hard what have you done with your life. If you can't think of 5 things then pull the trigger while the gun is aiming at your head...
Bob: Wanna go to a party?
Dave: sure gimme a minute i am gonna log off runescape
Bob: when did you last log on?
Dave: An hour ago.
Bob: oh i thought you were on all day.
Dave: nah but Will was on for 3 fuckin days!
Bob: Damn, he is fuckin obsessed!
runescape by Xerozemus September 16, 2006

golden rule 

Those with gold make the rule.
Whoever is usually in charge usually makes the most, and the rules.
golden rule by hackaxle April 4, 2004
lil wanksta hu thinks hes ghetto
go dre in shit hits the fans(ja rule diss) sayin 'talkin bout u guna slap me,nigga plz u gotta jump and swing 2 hit my nees' xx
ja rule by xloux June 11, 2006
Rapper from Queens. Everybody loved him, but after 50 cent said something about him..suddenly everyone denies ever liking him. funny how that works.
John: Yo 50 Cent is beefing wit Ja Rule.
Derrick: Oh snap, il go throw out his greatest hits cd.
ja rule by Kezman9 November 7, 2006

runescape 

Honestly ive read like 40 reviews before typing them as i am trying to quit. I had to stop for 2 years off runescape when i moved and the computer broke and we all agreed it was better that way. Well for 2 years i thought about runescape and i have been playing for more than 30 hours a week. Can you say no life! Im not gunna start ripping on runescape but come on theres sumthing about you you dont like in life and you can change it. STOP PLAYING RUNESCAPE and start bettering yourself today. I am 13 and have had hundreds and hundreds of hours taken away from me playing this game and a friend and this website is help change my life. Screw heroin,crack,weed, and cigarettes this game is the most addicting game you will ever play.
tom: HEy nate wanan go to the dance i hear there are some hot chicks.
Nate: NO way man sry i have to stay at home tonite i wish i could come!

As nate stayed home he could have gone and had fun but instead he stayed home played runescape. Tom had all the friends he met at the dance and soon tom ditched nate and nate became a runescape loser.
runescape by Nate smity October 18, 2006

Runescape 

A mating ground for 10 year old nerds, and 40 year old men, because they wont get any in real life. Their mating habits usually consist of 10 year old boys paying 40 year old men (pretending to be girls with names like "Hottiegirl123" or such) for "cex". Some believe "cex" to be slang for sex, but it is unlikely Runescape players know what this is.

This area is known for repetitive tasks, that give you "levels", and black holes that suck up your social life.

Runescape is a known factor to the disease n00bism. Symptoms include:
-Thinking you are amazing because you are level 78,
-Wasting 3 hours without blinking.
-Believing anyone below you in levels to be inferior
-having no social life.
SupercoolDragonLordSlayer21457: Hey dO U wanT 2 hAvE cex? I pay 10000 gps!
Hottchick213: Sure, il do it!
SupercoolDragonLordSlayer21457: aLsO wanT 2 B my gf?
Hottchick213: Sure, were cool now!


or


Bob: "Hey, u wanna go to that sick ass party at the new girls place? I hear their gonna have an orgy!"

Joe: "No, there all level 20 or lower there. What a bunch of noobs! Im gonna go play runescape and have cex with my gf."

Bob: "You know hes probably a guy."

Joe: "N0000000000000! STFU U n00b im a higher level than u bwahahahahaha!
Bob: "Ok then. Nerd."
Runescape by ~El_Nino~ December 27, 2008