have somebody on

to persuade someone that something is true when it is not, usually as a joke

She thought whether he wanted to have somebody on or insane

by saelita April 12, 2017

YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!

NOW CHOOSE! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B

Hym "Iam! YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe! Group of evil retards A OR Group of evil retards B. Pick one."

Iam "What? Uuuuum... I don't know man... What's the difference?"

Hym "Welp, Group of evil retards A are a bunch of solipsistic narcissists who think you're inferior to them along moral and ideological lines (Unless you do what they want). Group of evil retards B (On the other hand) are narcissists who are all (kind of) trapped in their own solipsistic experience. AND they think they're superior to you along ideological and moral lines (Unless you do what they want)."

Iam 'Uuuuh, I'm not seeing a-"

Hym "YoU hAvE tO pIcK a SiDe!"

Iam "Ok! Um.. A-Er, no, B! B."

Hym 😱 "You digusting, racist freak! B!? You're clearly an evil retard."

Iam 😟 "Wha- You made me pick- How did race get involved?"

Hym "YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO PICK THE EVIL RETARDED ONE!"

Iam "EVIL AND RETARDED WERE MY ONLY OPTIONS!"

Hym "WRONG! Wrong choice!"

Iam "I- How? So YOU picked A?"

Hym "What!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm the greatest mind who's ever lived! I literally rival Shakespeare! Why would I be an evil retard!?BWAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Iam "Well I... You said I HAD to choose!"

Hym "AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN DO THAT RIGHT! AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

by Hym Iam June 4, 2023

If you have a goat better tie it

Egyptian Proverb: meaning if you have something valuable (daughter) better lock her at home

Khaled: Your son kissed my daughter!
Hassan: My son does what he pleases, if you have a goat better tie it!

by Shadraq April 18, 2020

Have fun being poor

A term NFT bros use when they can’t think of any other counter arguments.

Regular person: Bruh, NFTs are a scam. Why are you even supporting something that is literally a pyramid scheme?

NFT Bro: Have fun being poor.

by futbolr2125 April 25, 2022

ceoughescheigh rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini

What I looked up to mean "sushi rolls have 463 pieces of zucchini" and it had a no results found for - t t t. The CEOUGHESCHEIGH sounds like sushi where + ) * ce makes an s and oughe makes an oo sound and the u is pronounced like oo with a silent gh and sch is prounced like sh and the eigh having a pronunciation with ee and the i has a pronounciation with ee. The ZOOQUINI sounds like zucchini where zoo sounds like zu like where we keep animals in {1025270316263097261944720474401927321} {judd} and the qu sounds like cch and the ini is the same.

Ceoughescheigh rolls, ceoughescheigh rolls, ceoughescheigh rolls have zooquini. Sushi rolls, sushi rolls, sushi rolls have zucchini. 400, 400, 463. I then looked up zooquini and blooberreigh muffin after ceoughescheigh rolls have 463 pieces of zooquini and it had a no results found for. When I thought that the only place with bugm stuff was the gym and there is no bugm stuff at home and I saw an umbrella and I looked at it and I saw Mearcheaux Nose and we have a bumpy umbrella and mearcheaux means bumpy umbrella and also the umbrella is bugm and I put red nail polish on it and the umbrella cover is bugm and also I got a punching bag from the store and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and it was mearcheaux bugm and I said that our umbrella at home is bumpy and I watched the end credits of Ice Age 2 The Meltdown when I saw a punching bag and I went to the Junior School Oval and I saw something bugm like our umbrella at home and it was white and the padding at the Year 3 playgrounds is white and our umbrella at home is white and it is a white umbrella and the curtain at Lower Gym is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home and the padding on the pillars at IMAX is white and it was bugm like our umbrella at home.

by heagheueppon January 15, 2023

does will have a long dong

will wants to know if he has a long dong? can you help find it?

Riter, Have you seen my does will have a long dong? I can't find it anywhere!

by anonymous February 3, 2022

Imma let you have it

Meaning you quite or you have let the other person take it and your leaving the situation

Imma let you have it cause I’m not finna argue with you

by Kadikaba April 22, 2024