the flash

the fastest man alive how the camera man keeps up I'm not sure

the flash can win any race

by ires west allen April 30, 2022

Chinese Flashbang

when you have a micropenis and you fuck a girls ear and cum inside

Dude i totally just Chinese Flashbanged a girl last night.

Man, you never told me you got a MICROPENIS.
NONONOO-. .

by ThatOneIrishGuy May 2, 2022

Squirt flashbang

It's when a girl squirt on your face!

For example: stop pulling the squirt flashbang on my face!

by Joey kontenrimmer May 13, 2022

life flashed before their eyes

When certain people are so scared of death that they forget what death is and just remember everything they loved. Eventually they will die because they didn't pay attention to themselves bleeding out or their cancer

Junko Furuta's life flashed before her eyes before ultimately dying of blood loss
Most peoples life flashed before their eyes before dying

by igotitallHANDLED May 20, 2022

Vietnamese flashbang

When you nut in a guys dickhole and slap his ass simultaneously while in a tree.

Yeah dude, last night was wild, I gave my boyfriend a Vietnamese flashbang.

by chegwardthefifth June 22, 2022

Portuguese Flashbang

When you cum in a girl's eyes and face and smack her ears simultaneous, similar to a Russian Flashbang, then just run away (assumingly to play football)

Dude 1: She wanted me to stay, but I gave her a Portuguese Flashbang because I had a match with the boys!
Dude 2: True bro right here!

by averageportuguesedude October 26, 2022

Poseidon Flash Flood

When you’re dropping a load in the toilet that’s too much to go down and the water level rises up so that your balls get dipped in the broth, but ends up flushing after all before the bowl overflows. Result of not performing courtesy flushes along the way

After sitting on the toilet for over half hour scrolling my morning social media feeds, I realized my legs fell asleep when I flushed and my balls were submerged in a Poseidon Flash Flood and I couldn’t get up in time to turn off the water. Luckily it was a flash flood and ended up going down the toilet

by The Dysfunktional November 20, 2022