fake friend

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fake friends are snakes

by peusa July 25, 2018

Fake Brother

I person who cares about you in a brotherly way. Someone who shows you love and hate at the same time. Someone who is overprotective over you about boys. A person who shows you off to all of his friends and tells his family about you. They are also a person who you can talk to and they will comfort you.

That's my brother.
Your blood brother.
No, my fake brother.
Oh well, he treats you like his sister.

by Preiod March 4, 2022

fake race

a person who does not identify to the human race, nor to the animal species. not even of extraterrestrial origin. mostly used to make fun of people who say there from a country that they don't look like they are from

guy:this girl says she is from india, and she is white!
other guy: wow man, she's a fake race!

by gingamear May 25, 2016

Fake Splooge

On the rare occasion when a male is unable to achieve climax during sex he must carefully preform a fake splooge. To properly execute a fake splooge you flip the girl on her stomach, immediately increasing thrust speed while feigning excitement. After approximately 20 seconds at maximum thrust speed, the male withdraws completely from the vagina, utters a deep, guttural groan, hocks an ample loogie on to his unsuspecting partners bare buttocks thus successfully executing a fake splooge.

“After hammering my secretary at work this morning, I went to lunch with my wife. She demanded a quickie in the bathroom, I had no choice but to fake splooge”

by SCbobby222 October 20, 2017

fake friend

a fake friend is someone who is a bitch but u don’t know that yet.

guy 1: what a fake friend bitch
guy2: ikr their name is probably naya or rudy

guy3: so true bro
guy 4: let’s make out bro
all of the guys: bet

by el-emak February 24, 2021

E-Fake

The term E-Fake is a name used for people who are try hard E-Boys. They are known for being glued to their phones on Tiktok to look for all the latest trends and styles and then trying to copy them for the aesthetic they want. They also are known for wanting to be or trying to be a try hard fuck boy. This is seen in the fact that they’ll go for anyone 13-15 because they know they have no chance with anyone they’re age as every girl hates him.

Friend 1: hey, do you want to hang out with Liam?
Friend 2: nah man, he an E-Fake and he tried to get in with his best mates 13 year old sister
Friend 1: ew, what a nonce

by The World Australia November 29, 2019

Fake n Fraud

Someone who has no standards or morals. Woe’d by popular opinion.

The Zlavarkus is a fake n fraud, he goes to a USC game wearing an LSU hoodie when they play Mizzou.

by stankyhankanddaboyz October 29, 2022