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fake plastic submarine

Term first found in the lyrics for SR-71s song 'Right Now'. Nobody really knows what it means, but Todd in the Shadows estimated it might stand for a fake, slutty girlfriend.
'She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine, slowly driving me insane but now that's over'
by -Diamondjolt July 28, 2023
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Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.
'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'
by 512 GB April 25, 2020
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goat faking

When someone thinks that they're the shit when they're not. When in reality they're just goat faking.
Bro: "yo, I'm really the goat"

You: "Na, you're really goat faking rn :/ "
by wadeydube May 23, 2024
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Fake news

When a 6 foot 5 man with grey blue eyes named George makes inaccurate comments and statements that he believes or tries to persuade are true but are in reality fake af. Or when said man tries to gaslight his girlfriend into thinking she’s making inaccurate statements or comments.

Fake news is associated with www.fakenews.George.usa.com
Honey how do you manage to be the sexiest man in the universe?

Babe you can’t say that it’s fake news

No it isn’t (shares UD definition of sexiest man in the universe)
by The universe_actually August 9, 2025
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Fake out gangster

A gangster who asks like real meat but isn’t he’ll set you up or snitch on you or rat you out next time he gets caught for a crime he shouldn’t have committed in the frist place
Even after years of loyal love I shown to that fool he turned out to be a fake out gangster and tryed to set me up all because things were saying hurt his ego, man where’s his pride
by Dadonn December 21, 2024
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Fake hospitality

Someone who doesnt have the heart to run a guy off, so they put out welcome mats and give him food a few hours after they tell him to stay out or leave.
Fuck fake hospitality, let a guy know that nobody likes/respects him, especially if he can already tell (people tend to pick up on that kind of thing if they've lived to a certain age) . Reality is better than a facade of hospitality and insincere friendliness. A false apology is the same thing as fake hospitality, it's better to go ahead and let somebody you're not sorry about what happened, and you never will be, since that is how you really feel about something.
by Solid Mantis October 9, 2020
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Action Faking

The practice of confusing being 'busy' with making actual progress towards an intended goal and often involves a lot of over-analysing and planning, but very little meaningful action. It is making oneself busy without being productive amounting to a self-deceiving form of procrastination
I have to stop action faking. I just bought a gym membership and all kinds of new workout clothes and all I do is post pictures of me in the gym on Instagram and barely do any exercise.
by Florida Populist April 13, 2024
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