faillionaire

I fail so epic that it is a win. Similar to failtacular.

"It's not rape unless you yell surprise," is a faillionaire.

--Surprise!!!!--
--RAPE!!!!--

by traugdor June 10, 2011

Failbeing

(n.) Failbeing: One who tries to dabble into one or more crafts or professions but fails miserably.

Matt: "...so you're like a hybrid, except you suck at all things."
Courtland: "So I'm just a failbeing then?"

by Thom1337 June 13, 2011

failtacular

a fail so epic its almost a win.

my friend crashed his car into his house, so i told him he was a failtacular

by iwinn September 24, 2011

Failrage

the observation of things that are sarcasticly funny, the failure to understand the humor, and the ensuing anger from this misunderstanding.

People who think The Onion is a real news source are all full of failrage.

by ladywit August 3, 2011

failz0r

A person who fails at nearly everything and is a total fail at all.

Dude A : Fuck I just dropped my keyboard again and now its broken.

Dude B : Oh my god you failz0r.

by kryp. August 20, 2011

Failception

A fail that is posted on failblog.org that fails to be a fail. Also, a video fail on failblog.org that fails to play.

I was on failblog.org, and the fail shown was actually a win, resulting in a failception.

I was on failblog.org, and the video that was posted failed to play. F A I L C E P T I O N

by Plysomack September 12, 2011

Failscale

The level of failure that just occurred to a person, place or thing.

That was a 88 on the failscale.

by imdehaas October 1, 2011