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Butter job 

An unsavoury move involving butter as a lubricant. Often performed under the table in seedy, or occasionally high class restaurants.
1. "My ho gave me a butter job last night!!"
Butter job by Jen der Bende March 31, 2007
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The term for giving a gun a blow job. The purpose of this is mostly sadistic, the person holding the gun is arroused while watching the victim pleasure the object, also enjoying the fact they could blow the person's head off at any moment. Seen in Yaoi fanfiction/manga.
As Edward watched Jordan give that gun job he felt hot all over.
Gun job by Solo-dono March 7, 2008

Loub Job 

Part-time employment for the sole purpose of funding one's designer shoe addiction.
Kelly: (looking into store window) Omg Merry, those Christian Louboutin pumps are calling to me. Sigh.
Merry: I'm not lending you any more money, you're tapped out.
Kelly: Yeah...I need a Loub job. Do you think Bloomie's is hiring?
Loub Job by Nora Wrana March 31, 2009

Braille Job 

Braille Job: (1) Giving digital or oral stimulation (fallaching) to a male counterpart who has such a small member that if you were blind it would be like reading the little bumps that compose the Braille alphabet.

This also works with:

(2) Giving digital or oral stimulation to a female's very, very small breasts.
"Ohh Molly Sue...that fine gentleman I took home last night was not packing much south of the border...I totally had to Braille Job him."

see also:

"Girl...Joaquin has the tiniest mangina I've ever seen...I totally had to Braille that shit up.

see also:

"Hey Henry! I was just with Aquanetta last night! I was rounding second base but I ran into a problem! Her milk sacks were so tiny I had to do a total braille job on them"
Braille Job by The AMAZON QUEEN! August 21, 2009
When a girl uses her feet to jerk you off. Making a motion much like a frog swimming in water.
Dude! I went out with a girl last night and she frog jobbed the shit out of me.
Frog Job by Jbwhit November 7, 2010
To fuck a good girl who does not like anal. While doing so, you must place her in the doggy-style position and fuck her vaginally until the moment just before reaching climax. Hence, the name, "brake job". After stopping and making her think you have blown your load already, you must then pull out and slam it in her ass. Remember to be quick...and accurate. Most guys only get one chance. but there have been exceptions. Hold on tight and finish fuckig her until you bust your nut right in her anal cavity. Then, and only then, will you join the ranks of the brake job elite.
Nigga' knew she was a slut, so he had his boy hide in the closet to videotape the attempted brake job. Once he got in her ass, she went crazy and got away. She hit the door quicker than a baby fetus out of my potato gun. He is not a brake job master.
brake job by Jon Mundy September 14, 2007