farting in the shower

This is in reference to doing something that is self-destructive. Farting in the shower does nothing but make your life unpleasant.

Bucky: "Hey! Did you hear about Andy? "
Lewis: "Nope. Is he in the clink?"
Bucky: "Nah, he asked out Marcia when Scott was right there. Totally farting in the shower. Scott slammed him into the wall and then spit on him. A real dick move. It's like he wants to ruin his own life more than we do..."

by von groovy September 3, 2024

Legos in the shower

Jizz that's dried out and hardened on a shower floor.

Shira swore she'd never shower second again after almost stepping on the Legos in the shower.

by Puntmuffer October 24, 2017

Shower whore

Jocelyn Vasquez a girl who likes to shower with ppl and let them record her naked and then calls the cops bc she “did not know about them recoding”she a whore And ask ppl if she can peep in there mouth

Hey don’t be a shower whore

by YOURBFF123123 May 29, 2018

Baby shower

When you work for 3-4 years to fill up a water tower full of semen and once it's completely filled activate the pipes

I gave a whole town a baby shower

by LANDON IS DUMBB December 9, 2024

shower fossil

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010

Shower Cheese

Cheese that is enjoyed in the shower.

Yum, I'm really enjoying this shower cheese.

by phi1g00d July 21, 2025

Shower Knees

It frequently is called degenerative joint disease, osteoarthrosis, or arthrosis deformans. but the real name for this horrible disease is called Shower Knees.

Mate i have a case of Hefty Shower knees.

by SaltySlippers101 November 1, 2018