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hamster

1. incredibly cute animal
2. rules the world
3. very fluffy
4. is overlord
by hamstergirllove October 6, 2022
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Hamster

A gerbal that is just the perfect size, and shape to forcefully shove up someones ass.
Person 1: "Hey man you got a buttplug?"
Person 2: "Nahh i got myself a hamster"
Person 1: "Ohh thats even better."
by Areeloth November 14, 2022
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hamster

terrible creature of death that dies instantly. No larger than a thumb, no smaller than an atom.
by pseudonym.com@noname.hanuhasme December 17, 2022
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hamstermicrowave

A word to describe an irish dude whos really cool
"Hey bro, your so hamstermicrowave!"
by ohio kazakhstan ireland December 29, 2022
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Hipster

Someone who does whatever they love without a single care what other people think, They often have obscure or unknown hobbies or interests that Only make it to the mainstream audience decades after they do it first, they have a sense of fashion that only they and their tightly knit group of likeminded friends appreciate. They often possess Progressive or liberal viewpoints.

Media still portrays the textbook hipsters as the same skinny jeans, flannel, tiny beanie with doc martens vinyl collecting coffee drinking low testosterone male.

The modern hipster falls under the new blanket term “Alt” Or “Alternative” is someone with excessive piercings that often skates, has tacky tattoos, Listens to mac demarco, wear long jorts and single stitch shirts.
Trendhopper: Man i need a Nintendo 64 those are so cool now!

Hipster: I was playing the n64 while you were still using an iphone 4 its not as fun as you think

Trendhopper: Everyone has Birkenstock bostons i gotta get a pair!

Hipsters: You were still in the womb while i was rockin birks lil bro
by Gentledude January 16, 2023
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Hipster

Most likely named Ryan. Someone who is always chirping, drinks out of mason jars, his whole identity is based around skating or surfing because it is "So rad dude. The man can't define me."
Watch me kickflip while drinking out of my mason jar. I'm so hipster!
by TheSurfBroski January 19, 2023
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hipster roadie

Someone who rides a road bike wearing board shorts and flip flops.
Oh look, Jamie thinks he’s hipster roadie. If only he hadn’t admitted to owning the road bike in the first place. He’s no longer a pure MTBr.
by EGS007 January 29, 2023
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