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dog 

either the cutest thing in existence or the bane of your existence

"my dog peed all of my house"
"my dog is so cute i died"

dog by [e-mail] December 17, 2022

hamster 

terrible creature of death that dies instantly. No larger than a thumb, no smaller than an atom.

the hamster

hamster by [e-mail] December 17, 2022