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waffling

A technique of switching opinions on a subject in order to be better received by different audiences. Sometimes, however, people mistake a thoughtful reconsideration for waffling, an error that can lead to such detrimental effects as the re-election of W.
Yesterday Bobby said he liked J.Lo's ass but today he waffled and said it's an ugly bubble-butt.
by Fae August 28, 2004
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peanut butter waffle

elias likes to suck his wang all night long. he is a choo chogger
by Jµeíδ May 1, 2004
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waffle stomp

to defecate in the shower and then proceed to try to stomp it down the drain with your foot
In a hurry to cover up the evidence, she waffle stomped.
Octavia waffle stomped the Baker B drain in the gender-neutral bathroom which caused a gross smell throughout the dormitory.
by Poopmonster69 November 3, 2021
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Blue Waffle

A term used in the north for a individual that joins a shift system for a short period of time for a large pensionable gain.
1- “Where’s Kiddly theses days?”
2- “Eating the blue waffle for 12mons”
1- “Good lad, can’t blame him!”
by Kiddly November 6, 2021
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Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.
Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.
by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021
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Spicy Waffle House

While performing cunnilingus with maple syrup, insert a spicy chicken tender into a woman’s anus.
I gave Heater a Spicy Waffle House last night, her ass is still burning.
by Bpwiggi November 20, 2021
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Waffle

1. A Waffle is made of sweet dough pressed between 2 hot pans, usually eaten with butter and syrup and typically eaten for breakfast.
2. Buff pancake.
3. Fail to make up one's mind.
"Can you pass the syrup for the waffles?"
"I'm waffling between getting a dog or cat."
by yessir386 March 10, 2022
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