crack ass ho

A woman, void of any perceivable moral conduct or code, who feeds her crack habit by tossing her drug dealer's salad (i.e. eating his ass), and occasionally sells her body/ass for profit whilst intoxicated

Not only has that bitch Sally popped out four kids, but also she's one helluva crack ass ho.

by Quentin September 20, 2003

Ass-Crack early

Military. When ordered to wake up and get out of bed earlier than the normal early ass time.

We have formation at ass-crack early. That's 0330a, dumbass...

by Creata-Dick August 19, 2004

crack your cornhole

to fart; to emit flatulence

Yo man! Did you just crack your cornhole?

by James Cox September 24, 2006

Rib cracking drunk

When you get so drunk you kick your dog, cat ormaybe wife so hard that you crack a few ribs.

dude i got so drunk last night, i kicked the dog so hard and heard at least three ribs crack, it was a rib cracking drunk night!!!

by fuji1611 August 1, 2014

Wise Cracking Rabbi

A Rabbi who you usually walk down a hall with and when asked a question he answers it with some wisely cracked joke. He has long curly hair, a star of david necklace and a yamaka.

Jim: Do you charge for your circumcisions??
Rabbi: No I just keep the tips!!
Jim: You wise cracking rabbi bastard

by Overweight Chumbawumba February 27, 2011

Butt Crack Bob

A weird ginger who lives in the back of his parents general store. Doesn’t talk much but has a very different laugh.

Shawn: “Butt Crack Bob smelled like ass today.”

by yuh87 July 8, 2018

ass crack of the bed

the space between the wall and the bed that you get stuck in when you roll over too far

"OMG you guys, last night you shoved me into the ass crack of the bed."

"Eff you broke the outlet."

by Andee Pitzz December 19, 2008