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The Tasmanian thumbcumber 

When a cucumber that encases an opposable thumb, is shoved repeatedly, slowly, and with passion into an orifice of the body.
Evan and his dad love preforming the Tasmanian thumbcumber together, but coach krumplesack prefers to go at it alone.

The tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise 

an ironic story the jedi would not tell you
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
"No."
"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis... was a Dark Lord of The Sith, so powerful and so wise, he could use the Force to influence the midi-chlorians... to create... life. He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about... from dying."
"He could actually... save people from death?"
"The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities... some consider to be unnatural."
"Wh- What happened to him?"
"He became so powerful, the only thing he was afraid of was... losing his power. Which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew. Then his apprentice killed him in in sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."
"Is it possible to learn this power?"
"Not from a Jedi."

The Tards 

It's a word for a group of teenagers, similar to how there are flocks of birds or schools of fish. This particular group is made up of three primary males.

1: A white male who wears way too small of glasses and is somewhat reasonable.

2. A Polish American male who is just batshit insane and somehow fascist.

3. A Mexican who dedicates his free time to liquor and making a profuse amount of napalm.

There can be more, such as:

4. A big ass Italian male who does not look Italian and has a concerning addiction to Nintendo.

5. A white Czech male who likes gun spinning his revolver around his finger, he's generally shy and like to have a trash can over his head.

6. Another white male who for some reason can't take off his shorts and is obsessed with Batman.
The Tards are superior, and are worshipped by lesser groups of teenagers.
The Tards by Worcestersh1re December 7, 2022

The Truth Of Existence 

Hidden in plain sight for many millennia, causing a phenomenon in the perception of the mind once firmly set, subjective to animated manifestation in the context of limited existence and form, the truth received in images; in the condition of seemingly dual; the ego thought system through reflections of expression once bound by its own dualistic energies is translated into thoughts and emotion causing a limitation in perception and seemingly “multiple" experiences. Therefore, it is idea and beliefs forming the structure of experience from the conscious origin of individual form expressing individual form as giving individual form to creation experiencing it and responding with radical humility and surrender to Love.
Jill: “you think you know everything don’t you!?”
Jimmy: “ I try not to but, knowing yourself is the Truth Of Existence!”

The terrorist 

When you face time the man with the girl who is cheating on him with while she’s on her knees looking like she just got fucked (which she did) you tell him with a rag covering your face saying “say goodbye to him” she says good by while you nut all over her face
Marc’s girl found out he was cheating on him so she got with somebody to do the terrorist to Marc shit was fuucked uuup

The Toronto Goatee

Sexual Position
When a man gives a women a reverse ‘titty fuck’. He either pushes out a little nugget of poo or a pre-planned lazy wiping of the anal area. So while performing this act, pushes his bum cheeks against her chin, leaving fecal matter all over the chin……
The Toronto Goatee!
Jack was performing an aggressive reverse titty fuck on Jill while on holidays in Canada. Once he had finished he notice a brown smear all over Jill’s chin. This is when he realized he must not have wiped his ass properly. He looked at her, then out the window and said…..

Ahh I dub the….
The Toronto Goatee!
The Toronto Goatee by Booby42 September 21, 2023