Smashment 

"That type of Bashment"

Smashment (Bashment)

Smashment by BritanniaGirl February 3, 2010

Smashing The Bird 

Any form of constant use of twitter.

Tom: What are you doing on that phone? Smashing the bird?

Robert: Course it's the schnaz.

Smashing The Bird by NDUB03 February 24, 2011

Smashippy 

One who walks the path that is only left destroyed, burned, or otherwise dead. All who stand in a smashippy's wake shall perish. Not only with their souls but only their souls. If you ever come across a smashippy, the only safe haven is a swift jump to the right, move left, and perish. For a smashippy is left-handed, sometimes ambidextrious. If you can decide that a smashipy is your friend, then do not fear the destructive powers of the smashippy, for he is loyal and will not betray his/her companions, even for bacon, which happens to be a smashippy's favorite breakfast, lunch, dinner, or even snack. (That means you, Howard Stringer.)

Chuck Norris. Slim Jim Guy. Al Capone. John Dillenger. Jeremy Spencer. Howard Stringer. All of these are examples of a smashippy.

Smashippy by The Smashippy March 30, 2011

Smasheroonied 

smasheroonied; smashed/drunk on alcohol, but slightly more than usual, and ending in a rather large hangover!

I was smasheroonied last night, I feel dreadful and am in desperate need of some fast food!

Smasheroonied by UrbanTiger1471982 June 12, 2011

smashin' ass 

Sitting around, doing nothing

Me calling my 81 year old father: "Hey, Dad, whatcha doin'?" My dad: "Smashin' ass."

smashin' ass by HeyLazlo July 11, 2011

Smashpass 

The act of obtaining a free sexual encounter, from a member of the opposite sex.

Bitch gave me a smashpass, so I wrecked that ass.

Smashpass by intellectualnumber2 July 27, 2012

Smashcan 

Having the ability to sex someone,

Angélica might not like PDA, but when we get in private she will smashcan.

Smashcan by AMiller123 September 20, 2014