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Reverse Donkey-Punch 

The act of taking a shit, freezing it then cumming on it. Once all this is done, it is very important to put hot sauce on it and then freeze it again. One firm again you must take it then slap your girlfriend in the face with it making sure that all the good stuff got in her mouth. And when shes got it in her mouth, you kick her in the teeth and rape her.
Paul: Did you her what Jerome got arrested for the other day?

Fred: No what he do?

Paul: His girl called the cops on him for doing a reverse donkey-punch.

Fred: Oh my god, thats my man!
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Reverse Heimlich 

The Reverse Heimlich Maneuver is a very sophisticated First Aid technique that directly precedes the administration of the official Heimlich Maneuver. Here is how it works. Upon noticing a hot girl choking run up to her and stand face to face. Grab her around the waist and repeatedly thrust your erect penis into her vaginal area.

After ejaculating say, “My bad!” Then spin her around and administer the official Heimlich. This technique works whether you actually know the proper Heimlich Maneuver or not. Just have your fun, spin her around and make it look like you simply attempted the official Heimlich incorrectly.
OMG! Phil just pulled a perfectly executed Reverse Heimlich on that guy’s wife and somehow didn't get knocked out!

Reverse Houdini 

The guy is blindfolded while the girl goes to work on top. Her guy friend who was hiding in the closet comes out and switches with her. While the blindfolded guy goes to work on her guy friend, she whips off the blindfold and shouts "Houdini!"
My gay guy friend had had a crush on my boyfriend for awhile... he came and hid in the closet one night to try the Reverse Houdini. When he switched with me, my bf thought i was just switching positions, and got really excited that i had turned around until i ripped off teh blindfold & shouted "Houdini!"
Reverse Houdini by Abbygrl July 9, 2006

Reverse Dolphin 

The act of scooping down for air.
"What if air was heavier than water tom?"
"I, dont know, but it would be like a reverse dolphin."
Reverse Dolphin by yoshi101 May 12, 2010

Reverse Swag 

The opposite of swag. Whereas swag is usually associated as "cool" "chill" "confident", etc., reverse swag is where you do something that is either:
1. socially embarrassing that is not in line with the swag philosophy.
2. You are on a swag roll, hitting on a member of the opposite sex, yet get rejected.
3. Doing something you perceive as cool but is not swag at all.

1-3 intertwine sometimes.

It can be used as a hash tag (#reverseswag)
The term was coined by _zer0 on a stickam chat.
You're a guy and wearing your most ballin' outfit and you go to the club to pick up chicks. You find a hot Asian girl. You go up to her and say, "Girl, what's your favorite Pokemon?"
#reverse swag

You're walking down the street, everyone sees how ballin' you are. You trip and fall on your face.
Reverse Swag.
Reverse Swag by Shangbye November 25, 2011

reverse troll 

When someone disagrees with your opinion on a message board or forum, you accuse them of being a troll, suggesting that any sane person would not hold their opinions.
Reverse trolling is the #1 Internet Tactic for sperglords like me.

Reverse Daywalker 

A being that has the pale skin of a ginger without having their gross red hair. May or may not have souls. Extrem caution should be used when around reverse daywalkers
"Look at victorias pale skin... Victoria is a total reverse daywalker. " "Thats gross!!!"
Reverse Daywalker by gingerkiller420 September 12, 2011