Purple Plate

Purple Plate is a forced meme related to the Kirk Franklin 'How I Feel Being On X' meme, which is about sharking fake Nichetok meme trends as if they're real to feign superiority over others for being more attuned to the modern meme trends. The meme was popularized on TikTok in mid-September 2025 by TikToker @joey1025100, inspiring further memes that attempt to gaslight people into believing the meme is bigger than it really is.

My classmates on dudeman while im on purple plate🥀💔✌️

by Thediddler✌️✌️💔 September 20, 2025

Purple Flag

Something that’s both the biggest red flag while being simultaneously the biggest green flag- depends on the persons perspective

A: “Dude my music taste is such a purple flag- I like the most saddening emo music but it’s also so good”
B: Lmao yeah it’s seriously the biggest red flag but honestly it’s so good it makes it green
A: That’s what I’m saying!!! I promise I’m not problematic.

by Starboy02 September 26, 2023

Purple schlong

the act of getting ur dingle berries stuck under the couch all while screaming " oh lord im cumming"

Arnaud- i just pulled a purple schlong last night

Thibault- wow how was it ?

Arnaud- Perfect.

by Tiger master January 6, 2023

Purple clit

When a woman is sexually aroused for an extended period of time but not brought to orgasm

“I hate when my man leaves me with a purple clit.”

“Dude I gave this bitch the fattest purple clit last night it was hilarious.”

by MikeWaz0wski June 6, 2023

Purple Cloud

When a fart lingers in the room way to long and the next person walks through it when no one is around.

Joe: Damn someone floated and air bisquet and now I’m engulfed in a purple cloud.

by Keysmarine June 14, 2018

Purple

“Which is, Objectively, the worst colour.”
-CPG Grey

You can still like the colour, but I will have to send one of my imaginary clones to harass your colon. (Unless you think it’s only good for galaxy type stuff and sunsets THEN your safe).

Idiot: “Y’know, Purple is actually quite a nice col-“
The Gods of Truth: “I sense a disturbance in the forces.”

by Just your average Goober July 23, 2023

Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017