The south florida drowning

It is when you take you girlfriend on vacation in south florida. the two of you have a nice dinner and you end the night with sex. as you are about to cum you hold her nose and begin to strangle her and right before you cum, you force your dick in her mouth so she is forced to swallow every drop as she gasps for air. (usually white women will let you do this more than once.)

The south florida drowning

man: hey honey, im horny
woman: lets have sex
man: i heard of a new way for oral sex, can we try it?
woman: yeah sure
man: OPEN YOUR MOUTH BITCH!!!!! OH YEAH, OH YEAH, OH YEAH!!!!
woman:GASPS!!!!! AND GASPS!!!
man: im about to cum!!! give me your neck!!!
woman: GASPS, GASPS, GASPS
man: holy shit!!!!! boooom down your throat!!!!
woman: laying lifeless
man: awaiting trial

by Olivetree September 6, 2013

South Florida sauce pan

While preparing dinner for you and your girl, start doing her from behind while you let your entree simmer in the stove. When you're about to cum, tell her to turn around, then hit her over the head with her dinner.

Dan whipped up a nice south Florida sauce pan for his girl last night. Hit her right in the face with a pan full of hot stew.

by Suck my Whole Kevin November 2, 2015

South

The 2nd song in week 2 Friday Night Funkin

South be like : A A a E O a A a aaa a a a E O a A A A E a

by Ghostcat27 May 5, 2021

dirty south

The best podcast on the face of the earth. Owen and Bowman elegantly flow from topic to topic, fostering a great conversation and making for a very pleasant experience for listeners. Their witty and out-of-the-box humor always warrants a hearty chuckle.

I just listened to the latest episode of the dirty south podcast! Owens voice made me feel funny

by chuck27897171 September 10, 2020

South Saharan Silly Squirt

The act of nutting on someone's forehead, and calling them "Simba."

Ted- "Yeah, Greg gave her the good ol' South Saharan Silly Squirt last night."

by Wabbitseason April 15, 2025

South Dakota Windmill

A dangerous sex act in which the male partner penetrates the female partner while a third party is operating a motor vehicle and doing donuts in the parking lot or on an interstate. The man fucking her usually has her put her head out the window and the window is about halfway open so she doesn't fall out the car (hopefully) but no guarantees bc neither seat belts or protection is used in a South Dakota Windmill. The driver waits until both the man and woman are about to cum, then spins a MASSIVE counterclockwise donut which causes them to get heavy whiplash halfway head out the window , resulting in them appearing in a 'windmill' formation. That's how to do a South Dakota Windmill. Do not try at home , only ever attempt in South Dakota !

Jack was tired of watching Spongebob in his basement in Kentucky, so he called Amber and Joseph , his friends from South Dakota, and headed their way. Joseph spun them around the block while Jack gave Amber his big ol cock. Amber was screamin so loud that North Dakota could hear it. Her head was spinning all night from a good old fashioned South Dakota Windmill.

by SantaSaysHoeHoeHoe July 21, 2025

South Texas

The ghetto part of Texas, Including cities such as Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Etc.

Demographics:

90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys

South Texas might as well be apart of Mexico

by IhateSouthTexas January 15, 2024