January 12th

national kiss a black straight hair 5'6 lonely kpop obsessed plant killer plushie lover clean depressed Asian day

DAMN IT'S JANUARY 12th. Time to go give that smexy lady tien a kiss

by Not depressed kiss kiss January 01, 2022

January 12th

Attack big necked people

Person 1: watch out luch someone might get you today

Person 2:why?
Person 2:it’s January 12th and you got a big sad neck.

by seam123 January 12, 2025

January 8th

Pretty much the coolest person ever if they were born on this day, they typically had a rough childhood, and is ever so slightly crazy, but they are at least an 8/10 and up.

1st guy: I gotta go find a person born on January 8th

2nd guy: Why?

1st guy: Everyone cool was born on that day.

by Broken Eyeball April 25, 2023

January 8th

The day short people were born, no doubt 👍

“Ha my little sister was born on January 8th, she’s gonna be short af”

by littlemac_3 September 27, 2021

January 8th

A day for giving your girlfriend scenarios

Did you know that January 8th is my girlfriend's favorite day?

by PrettyPuppy17 January 09, 2024

January 8th

January 8th is National Slap a Georgia day! This basically means that in this day, you can slap ANYONE with the name georgia. you can snap them as many times as you want and as hard as you want

You: Guess what? It’s January 8th

Someone named Georgia: So?

You: It’s National Slap a Georgia Day!! I get to slap you! *slaps as hard as possible*

by itsyomamma April 17, 2021

Just Jerkoff January

Almost the same as Destroy Dick December and the complete opposite as No Nut November, simply jerk off once or more a day for the whole month

"How was Destroy Dick December?
-It turned bad, I'll simply do Just Jerkoff January instead."

by Djes_ January 29, 2021